I just

realized something.

or rather, two things.


Kind of interesting fact.

or rather, facts.






At least, I believe so.




1. I sometimes find myself reading out the most obvious directions to things in an attempt to be hilarious, without telling anyone that is my intent.
Safe to say, I come out sounding like I'm ignorant to things such as deodorant and toothpaste application.
"To use, turn dial to raise bar. Apply under arms"

And I sound astonished while reading it.

2. I worry too much about what I'm wearing and how I look.

But that's alright.